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SEP
2007
TOPICS Funny
It’s about that time, where I have nothing better to do but give you a collection of things worth seeing. This time, signs. I have a couple of my own contributions, I just need to get a new camera first.
If I had a business that enabled me to put up signs, I would definitely have fun with it.
Here are some pictures of the more clever signs that I’ve come across on the web.
Reach Jesus faster
I knew this technique would work
Mommy, where do crabs come from?
Short and sweet
Also short, but not so sweet.
Read between the lines, get between my legs
In other words, don’t be an idiot…
Or you’ll end up in this cemetery, run by Nelson.
One of my favorites.
That’s how it is in this here parts.
Who let the dogs out?
Read this one, and read it carefully.
Smells like fish…
[update] They actually have a website
Understand?
Ever wanted to get rid of your kids?
She took half. Help a brother out!
Nuclear war, no problem. Cancer…
Ahh, the sensation
Confucius lives!
You be Bush, I’ll be Cheney.
Damn, so much for Sunday mass
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September 18th, 2007 at 12:32 pm
I’ve been to the master bait and tackle store. It is nearby fort myers, florida.
September 22nd, 2007 at 1:02 pm
Going to church does not constitute Going to heaven.
Reading these signs does not constitute a good use of my time.
September 25th, 2007 at 10:29 am
@doug - Was posting your comment any better use of time, then?
September 28th, 2007 at 7:09 am
unattended children will be sold as slaves lol
September 28th, 2007 at 8:58 am
nice list ! thumb up
September 29th, 2007 at 3:59 pm
hahah, these were absolutely funny as hell! I did like the slaves one the best
September 30th, 2007 at 8:16 pm
I’ve been to a Dirty Dick’s in North Carolina (it’s a chain down there). They have a shop next to the restaurant where you can buy all kinds of double-entendre-laden merchandise, and their mascot is “Clappy the Crab.”
September 30th, 2007 at 8:51 pm
The “Drive slow see our village” sign is in Corrales, a village just outside of Albuquerque.
October 30th, 2007 at 4:12 pm
The magic atmosphere toilet sign is at the ancient ruins of Ephesus, in Turkey. I had to take a picture of it too.
A side note: I did go to a magical toilet at a mosque in Istanbul. It had real atmosphere: tinkling music, wafting perfumes, an animated waterfall scene, fake flowers, a polite attendant, a Western toilet — you got a lot for your .50 cents U.S. entry fee.
October 30th, 2007 at 4:15 pm
@Kate: That’s awesome. I want such a toilet experience.
October 31st, 2007 at 4:49 am
Awesome
November 2nd, 2007 at 10:05 am
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January 31st, 2008 at 5:32 pm
St. Cyril’s of Alexandria - in Houston, TX, corner of Westheimer and Rogerdale (near Beltway 8).
We used to attend church there, and they always used to have clever messages every week for the morning traffic to read.