In an effort to better educate the masses, I’ve decided I’m going to show you pictures somewhat regularly as a guided tutorial on how to not suck. Sucking can really bring forth much pain and suffering and it’s best to avoid it at all costs. You may be asking yourself, “Wow, how much is this going to cost me?” Nothing. I’m doing this out of charity. Though, the cost of not heeding my fair warnings may be irreparable.

Lesson 1: Beware Credit Card Offers, such as this one:

If a company or a person is trying to offer you something for “free” (other than my advice), you’d be a fool to blindly accept it. This is especially true in the case of credit cards. Companies don’t do anything that won’t benefit them. So you have to ask yourself… what does a free Pepsi mean to them? They see it as.. a free Pepsi is a $0.99 investment that will bring them hundreds in return, because, it’s clear that if you accept this offer you suck. And, you will end up paying yearly fees, late charges, and finance charges, giving them more money to buy more Pepsi to reel in more suckers. It’s a vicious cycle.

That is all for lesson 1.

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