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2007
Absolute genious. Compiled from the phishook forums. Let’s see how many you can figure out.
Buy me a beer if you liked this post or found it helpful
December 4th, 2007 at 2:00 am
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December 4th, 2007 at 7:06 pm
This is crazy had me cracking up hard!!! It took me awhile to see they were songs phrases,
January 9th, 2008 at 10:58 am
LMAO holy shit thats hysterical!
January 9th, 2008 at 12:14 pm
Wow I know at least 80 percent of this.
January 9th, 2008 at 12:21 pm
@4thewall, join the club!
January 9th, 2008 at 2:40 pm
Haha, that’s some good stuff. Very nice.
January 9th, 2008 at 4:05 pm
Oh my fuck . . that was genius. Hatws off to the guy who took the time to make me laugh my ass off this morning. Remember kids . . . yout spell CRAP without RAP .
January 14th, 2008 at 6:10 pm
this is so original and funny. great job!
January 16th, 2008 at 6:14 am
Truly hilarious. Too bad that most of your typical brain-dead rap fans wouldn’t appreciate the genius at work, here.
These would make neat t-shirts.
January 22nd, 2008 at 2:52 pm
That was very funny, but I’d hardly call it genius. You must have a very small life Chev. Go back to your Coors Light and stop putting people down in imaginary groups to bolster your sense of self-worth.
January 22nd, 2008 at 5:05 pm
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January 22nd, 2008 at 6:35 pm
The “this is how we chill, from ‘93 until” would make a dope tee.
January 22nd, 2008 at 10:12 pm
I don’t understand how some of y’all like disrespect hip-hop fans, when in fact 80% hip-hop is being sold to suburban kids. with that said, this is brilliant. whoever did this also need to do some more stuff. simply hilarious.
January 23rd, 2008 at 10:03 am
He’s not putting people down, you simpleton. This is his monument to rap. Sounds like you are the narrow thinker, instead. What art have you created lately?
January 23rd, 2008 at 12:20 pm
The sad thing is, with the education system in the US, most teenagers won’t be able to understand those charts and graphs. Hilarious way to explain hip-hop, if not a bit dated.
January 23rd, 2008 at 10:03 pm
LOL this is funny, and it actually true, especially the fact that the real gangsta are por, and all have AIDS
January 24th, 2008 at 1:12 am
Those are great! The Nate Dogg toilet seat one cracked me up.
January 24th, 2008 at 1:35 am
@Mike - I think the correlation is that really liking rap doesn’t necessarily mean you’re smart, regardless of neighborhood, race, etc.
Agreed though, the charts and graphs had me laughing my ass off. Very funny.
January 24th, 2008 at 1:38 am
hilarious. sad that I knew almost 100% of them.
January 24th, 2008 at 1:42 am
These are from somethingawful.com, ca. about 2006.
January 24th, 2008 at 2:03 am
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January 24th, 2008 at 2:18 am
Made me laugh for sure, you should try and do some graphs of techno electronic music next!
January 24th, 2008 at 2:28 am
The Souls of Mischief one is tight.
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January 24th, 2008 at 2:43 am
I have no problem disrespecting suburban kids, Mike. In fact, I’d probably have a better conversation with urban kids about quality rap than suburban ones.
January 24th, 2008 at 3:50 am
yeah some are interesting, others are kind of lame. I haven’t heard some of these songs so maybe i got lost. Nah, even some songs i know the graph is lame. Nice try though.
January 24th, 2008 at 4:01 am
Done before, with more charts and also links…
http://www.jamphat.com/rap/
January 24th, 2008 at 4:05 am
It makes me mad when this keeps hitting the front page of Digg considering no one who actually made these gets the credit. One person takes all the images from a topic and removes the author names…
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January 24th, 2008 at 5:36 am
Fort Minor?
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January 24th, 2008 at 5:47 am
Taken from SomethingAwful.com forums like three years or so ago.
January 24th, 2008 at 5:48 am
is shit
January 24th, 2008 at 7:36 am
This is great… Can i translate this in my language (i’m Italian)? That’s funny!!
January 24th, 2008 at 9:27 am
These graphs look as if some one has just made up some data, on a single rap song. Unimpressed, but still quite funny
January 24th, 2008 at 9:58 am
The guys that created these graphs and charts did a service to the world! I know they will probably never get first-hand recognition (at least at this point), but they should take solace in the fact that so many people have enjoyed them.
January 24th, 2008 at 10:11 am
That’s freaking hilarious!
January 24th, 2008 at 10:11 am
maybe all of us who knew a certain percentage should post a pic chart???
January 24th, 2008 at 10:14 am
This is the funniest thing i’ve ever seen.
January 24th, 2008 at 10:19 am
I’m still laughing.
January 24th, 2008 at 10:44 am
This made my morning!
Awesome idea, to the person (people) that came up with these! Gold!
January 24th, 2008 at 11:24 am
ahahah … excellent
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January 24th, 2008 at 12:23 pm
I think the Unified Bitch Theory by Drs. Dre and Snoop is a little off. The diagram implies that some bitches are neither hos nor tricks. As we all know, this is not the case. Bitches should be the overlap between hos and tricks. Right?
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January 24th, 2008 at 1:34 pm
I must say it was funny as hell! Great job! Make t-shirts out of it and get money!
January 24th, 2008 at 2:17 pm
These shirts would sell like crazy. And you’re right, I think only 5% of hip-hop heads would get this… The Ice Cube “Good Day” was my fave. ROTFL!
January 24th, 2008 at 2:17 pm
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January 24th, 2008 at 5:25 pm
Hahahaha. Well done!
January 24th, 2008 at 6:05 pm
at least post a link if youre going to straight up leech my bandwidth, asshole.
January 24th, 2008 at 6:06 pm
Hahah awesome, nice work here! Cracked me up more than once
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January 24th, 2008 at 6:13 pm
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January 24th, 2008 at 6:27 pm
Wait, you can’t even refer to this as hip hop. This is the mainstream meaningless garbage(at least most of it) that people listen to. There is some deep and artful hip-hop out there, this just isn’t in… Bling Bling Bliatch
January 24th, 2008 at 6:43 pm
That venn diagram is wrong. It should be two circles, Bitches and Shit, and they should intersect. The area they intersect should be labeled “hos” and “tricks.”
January 24th, 2008 at 6:48 pm
lol i freaking hate rap but this was great
January 24th, 2008 at 7:27 pm
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January 24th, 2008 at 7:33 pm
This was on point. I thought I was going to use it for an assignment that I had for class. I’m glad I didn’t take it seriously. Great job!
January 24th, 2008 at 8:42 pm
Now, that’s funny!
January 24th, 2008 at 8:52 pm
Uh…I think more than 5% of hip hop fans know how a pie chart works. I mean, this isn’t exactly rocket science. Not that I don’t have the utmost faith in a hip hop fan’s rocket science abilities.
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January 24th, 2008 at 9:52 pm
Mike obviously has no clue. These charts and graphs are great and really funny. And Snackwell, you are exactly right. Still funny as hell though!!
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January 25th, 2008 at 2:07 am
funny!
January 25th, 2008 at 3:23 am
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January 25th, 2008 at 3:25 am
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January 25th, 2008 at 3:25 am
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January 9th, 2008 at 4:05 pm
Oh my fuck . . that was genius. Hatws off to the guy who took the time to make me laugh my ass off this morning. Remember kids . . . yout spell CRAP without RAP .
..And ‘Hatws’ off to you Benji Wells, ‘yout spell’ either, but who needs expression when we have ignorance?
Also, watch your back for angry hip hop fans.
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January 25th, 2008 at 6:09 am
Word to belligerent. These are rap song pulls. Hip-hop is something entirely different.
Still, quite funny.
January 25th, 2008 at 6:41 am
genius! pure hilarity. as a man who represents real hip-hop i can greatly appreciate the mockery of hip-pop or (c)rap
January 25th, 2008 at 9:31 am
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January 25th, 2008 at 12:13 pm
Err… you’ve been hacked and all your graphics have been turned to goat.se !!!
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January 25th, 2008 at 12:38 pm
The flow charts are just hysterical!
January 25th, 2008 at 12:40 pm
oh. my. god. i found this yesterday and i’m STILL laughing!
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January 25th, 2008 at 1:35 pm
I’m not a gangster. Those charts prove it. D:
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January 25th, 2008 at 6:13 pm
this made me laugh all day. thank you to the genius that made this!!!
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January 25th, 2008 at 9:23 pm
hilarious…
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January 30th, 2008 at 1:59 am
This is hilarious! Show this to all the Wall Street analytics. They need some humor charts!!!!!! LOL.
January 31st, 2008 at 9:46 am
Brilliant, absolutely brillant. I LOVE IT! LOLz
February 1st, 2008 at 8:47 am
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February 3rd, 2008 at 2:27 am
omg im drunk as shit n dat joint is funny as shit. i dont even know how i came across this lol
February 4th, 2008 at 2:40 am
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February 5th, 2008 at 9:20 am
If the amount of pee running down my leg is registered from laughing my ass off…. consider it done!
February 6th, 2008 at 2:24 am
This list of charts and graphs is hilarious!
February 8th, 2008 at 12:10 am
I am surprised the “Big Butts” wasnt on here.
or “the amount of lying correlated with liking big butts”
come onnnn thats classic rap song.
February 8th, 2008 at 5:37 pm
lol @ u
February 11th, 2008 at 10:56 pm
OMG this is one of the most hilarious excel charts ever.
February 12th, 2008 at 4:08 am
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February 13th, 2008 at 7:54 pm
Whoever did this is an ignorant prick who thinks themselves clever or funny. Probably an insecure whiteboy with a complex. Rap is more alive than ever and its revolutionising society. Global corperations have monopolised it to the max, it has breached every culture in the world and will continue to uprise.
Sincerely
Costantinos
February 13th, 2008 at 10:10 pm
Costantinos, you’re taking this way to seriously man - I’m a huge fan of intelligent, cultured, revolutionary hip hop and I was able to laugh, hard, at this - you’re way too stiff you need to smoke some, brethren.
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February 15th, 2008 at 1:33 am
How about a chart of the dumbest saying of all, “You know what I’m sayin’?”. The more someone says that, the dumber they are.
February 17th, 2008 at 10:16 pm
This is so freakin’ funny funny, FFF! Totally going to try to make you famous!!
February 18th, 2008 at 2:25 pm
Yay for rap! The most intelligent music genre out there! I feel smarter every time i listen to music about bustin niggas’ faces, killing a nigga dat dissed my hood, and treating women like worthless objects only good for stripping and having sex with me! Great culture we have there!!
funny ass charts dude! I think i will make a t-shirt out of the bitches/problems graph. HA!
(if that’s ok with you)
February 20th, 2008 at 7:24 pm
I’m pretty sure there needs to be no-one that you know killed in South Central LA before it’s considered a “good day”.
February 22nd, 2008 at 8:01 am
that was funny as mate, nice work whoever put it together.
February 24th, 2008 at 8:46 am
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February 24th, 2008 at 5:26 pm
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March 1st, 2008 at 6:00 am
Is it just me? None of the charts and graphs are loading up.
March 4th, 2008 at 12:21 pm
good stuff.
hats off, chief.
March 6th, 2008 at 1:07 am
Dude Thats hilarious. Honestly you need a better hobby than this though
March 7th, 2008 at 11:29 am
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March 8th, 2008 at 9:30 am
ROFL, this is seriously one of the funniest things i ever seen hahaha
had me and a couple friends hysterical for ages!
March 15th, 2008 at 1:26 am
When I first read the title i thought “Great, another person making fun of rap.” But this was funny as hell. I love underground rap and whenever people make fun of rap it usually pisses me off since they think all rap is the same.
I really want a shirt that has the integral of (this is how we chill) from 93 to infinity on it. REally really badly.
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March 30th, 2008 at 11:23 pm
lmao funny stuff, but in my words, FUCK RAP! METAL FOREVER WOOOOO!
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April 4th, 2008 at 4:43 pm
omg I just found this really funny… some of them got a little repeditive, but overall is quite funny… nice post
April 7th, 2008 at 4:01 pm
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May 6th, 2008 at 12:20 pm
Whats the differend between me and you? about 5 bank accounts 3 ounces and 2 vehicles.
May 13th, 2008 at 10:51 pm
Reading this is another way for people to make fun of the industry. I find it ignorant and degrading to the business how can u people really see this as funny? Get some lives make your own music and leave the real shit alone
June 27th, 2008 at 10:51 am
this denyell bitch better fuckin cool it. its a fuckin joke!!! damn…. im black and i think this shits hilarious. quit takin everything so serious. we got bigger shit to worry about like GAS, milk, Bush’s dumbass and shit… simple bitch, lol.